Alex Vass, (Senior, not Alex Vass, Jr. of Moncton High School and District 2 theatre fame) got involved with Hairy Tease Productions purely by accident, possibly in hopes of getting a front row seat at all future productions. It was actually the latter that clouded his thinking when Hairy Tease  founder and director, Michael Granville, called one fateful night. Mr. Granville thanked Alex Vass Sr. for being a regular patron of Hairy Tease and wanted to know if he would like to see the next production, Rumors, from the best seat in the house. Looking for a free ticket, Alex said "Yes!"...then the full details became clear: the best seat in the house was actually on stage facing the audience as a the character Officer Welch. Since getting over the shock of being cast, Alex has been working hard at remembering his lines and calling Alex Vass, Jr. for help every chance he gets. He hopes his lack of experience in theatre won't be noticed when he finally steps on stage. (Note: the above may be true, a little true or totally made up; feel free to pick!)